YAY! It's time for another episode of Andrew's Corner!

**Restaurant**

Waiter: Mmm, Sir, your table is ready with the wood chipper you requested

Andrew: BANANA!!!

Waiter: ....What can I start you off with today?

Andrew: BANANA!!!

Waiter: ....how, sir?

Andrew: Sliced; 1/8 inch, garnished with herbs from your garden, soaked with coconut oil and fried until golden brown in a 2 foot by 1 1/2 tin plated pan; imported from the coastal regions of Northeastern Hokkaido

Waiter: ....Sir, this is a Wendy's

Andrew: BANANA!!!

Waiter: ...that'll be $12.99 plus tip, your food will be with you in 14-14 1/3 minutes

**outside**

Andrew: WHAT A RIP OFF!!!!!!