June 8th is Name your own poison day!

Love the sound of that already.

Cellphone radiation

Food

Hemlock

Human Choice

High Fructose Corn Syrup

Acedia

Black and White film

Human emotion

Being Mortal

http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/cancer%20list.htm

OK, go to that website, I pissed my mom off so much when I told her that Chinese herbs caused cancer! Then I read the rest of the list and realized it was a joke. DUHH