OH MY GOD!!

You can beat-box for money in Sims 2! Don't believe me?Here you go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtIJZ_HNb2Q&feature=related

Ask the Oracle

My child, you may have just three questions. What may they be?

I GITZ DA FOANZZ

HA I GITZ DA PHONE NOWS

It's a touch screen, like a mini iPhone

CEPT IT AIN'T GOTS NO DUMB FRUIT ON ITS LABEL

Peace

You know, I'm not really that evil.

I'm so tired of people calling me evil and ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. Here's a flower.

MUAHAHA. Now everything's coming together. Now no one will be able to notice the explosive bomb exploding exploder device I've explosively installed above the Pentagon building which will make it explode!! dexplo

What was that?

Oh...nothing.

KABLOOOM

Well are you happy now, Humpty Dumptshire? You just accidentally destroyed half of Spain and middle east Europe.

Yes, "accidentally," MUAHAHAAHAHAAHA. HAHAH. Ha. Ahaha. Haa. Mm.

NIGHT!!!

AAAHHH! THIS IS ME BLOGGING!! I'M GOING TO SLEEP!! RIGHT NOW!!! AND THIS IS ME GOING TO SLEEP!!!!!!!

ZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALRIGHT, THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!!!

Oh, that was so humorously misleading

Ha, oh ha ha, oh ha

ha

Yay, I apply for college!

I finally applied to the

United Cornwallis Butler Faculty Kinship

The Uni. Corn. But. Fac. Kin. is a very prestigious university! You need strength, courage, and an open mind to be a part of the Uni. Corn. But. Fac. Kin.

Ah, General Cornwallis Butler was a good man, and his university is one of the best!

You should see the mascot!!

GUESS WHAT?!?!

AAAHHH!!! MY SPACE BAR SUCKS!! IT CAN'T SPACE ANYMORE!!!!!

I gotta figure out a way to get all my money back after that completely crazy adventure I had with that mailman in a ski mask.

Oh, I know! I'll do it with the power of...LOVE! That's HOGWASH!!! Oh, I know! I'll open up a Hog Wash! Shine your hog for you, sir? Only a nickel.

HEY!! Guess what I bought?

........a bagel

...

HOW THE FACK DID YOU KNOW?

Top 5 CrackPots of American History (Micah's tag)

1. Sharp Half V crack with small crack adjacent

2. Crocker Copyright Fairly Oddparents

3. Victor Frankenstein

4. Flower pot with large shard cracked off

5. Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. Copyright of Monsters Vs. Aliens and Dreamworks

I'll tag Sam, 5 ways you'd handle monkeys attacking your house

Andrew's Corner

OMG!! I FINALLY GOT MY OWN CORNER!!!

Think, or EXPLODE!!!

What would happen if you combine oxyclean stain remover with stainless iron?

What does a Frenchman yell when a loud police car goes by?

Psst, both questions have the same answer