Sims 3

Yay! I finally got Sims 3!!

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You gained 1 handiness point! Hooray for trial and error!

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You tinkered with your shower! It's broken now since you...freaking tinkered with your shower! Who told you to do that?! You know, if this was the real world, and you had one handiness point and freaking messed with your shower for no reason, it would break, and cost you a bucketload of money because you're a freaking idiot for messing with your shower that wasn't even broken in the first place!

GOD

Matrix

Speaker: Drive through please...Hi, welcome to McDonold's, can I help you?

Neo: Yeah, I'll have a quarter pounder and- Ah!

Bane: (sitting in the passenger's seat) Hello, Mr. Anderson...

Neo: Who are you?

Bane: You don't recognize me, Mr. Anderson? No...of course not. How can you behind this rotting meat sack, anything this weak doesn't deserve to survive. (spits) It's disgusting.

Neo: What do you want?

Bane: I want what you want...

Neo: ............Ok, make that two

Speaker: Thank you sir, drive through to the next window please