Wednesday, December 29, 2010


In that, it has no shame, in that it is true, in that, lying make my back feel good

Monday, December 20, 2010


Susie: Oh mother, you won't believe what happened today!

Mom: No, I won't. Also, I'm not your mother.

Susie: ...Oh.


Thursday, May 20, 2010

This post is full of fun!

Barrels and barrels...!

I also lie a lot

Sunday, February 21, 2010

I'm Sorry

I was going to write a book about how you're a sweet and wonderful person, but instead I found you a little baby bunny
And made him write the book.

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The Compiled Edition
By Mr. Bunskins
Retold by Mr. Bunskins
With Short Intro by Orson Scott Card

I sincerely apologize.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

All Aboard!

Friday, January 8, 2010



As in inside of correctness, implying that you are even more correct than the median of correctivity.

Except in this situation whereas you are not correct as in you are wrong.


Saturday, January 2, 2010

New Years!!

Hey little boy! Did you know that the spirit of Christmas means that everyone gives there is no Santa Claus.

N-No SANTA CLAUS?!?! But- but who delivers all the presents?! And, and, and eats all the cookies?!

I dunno, really fat mailmen?


AHAHAHA!! That's hilarious!! I kill myself.

I'm sorry dear, but...I have to break up with you.

What? Why? Is it my hair? I'll change, I swear!

Enough of your lies!!

Is it my fingernails? I can't help the way God made me!!

I'm's over.

Happy Christmas!

*runs and cries in a corner*

You can't hide in that corner! That's MY hidey criey corner!!