US: Hey!
Canada: Oh hey, eh?
US: *slap* Give us all your fuel and democracy, we're running low on both.
Can: Oh, well OK. That's not anything to fuss aboot. Oh wait, do we still have free health care, eh?
UNITED STATES: No.
Canad: Oh oolright, Sorry about the imposition.
UNITED STATES!!: Give me all your plaid and mooses too.
Carn: Oh can't we have a little plaid?
F Political Correctness!! It's called AMERICA DAMMIT: No, it's all ours. And the syrup, and all the geese. We're renaming them.
Corn: So not Canadian geese anymore?
Chuck Norris Walmartland: No, we're calling them America's Hat juicy pigeonbirds
Bieber Country: Well OK, thanks for running that by us before you went along and did it, eh?
USA USA: Shut up and get back on my head.
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
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