Me: Hey, I'm here to pick up my silverware...
Sim: Curtainly! I'll just need to seep a receipt. Will there be anything elk?
Me: ...What?
Sim: Well basil clay, there might be curtain fines that go along with your bill. But they'll be fine like sand of coarse, like gravel
Me: ...
Sim: Oh, look at me talking for no raisin. Sorry a bout of screaming.
Me: A bout of screaming?
Sim: TALK ABOUT THE CURRENT STATE OF THE WORLD ECONOMY!! IT'S SADDENING TO SEE PEOPLE TREAT THEIR FELLOW MAN THIS WAY FOR NO RAISINS!!!!
Me: ...
Sim: Beg your pardon, but I might or might not be bedazzled at the moment.
Me: ...
Sim: I admin, you could Polish silverware a bit better with just the right a mountain of clorox beach. But if you are just in the mood for a paltry dusting, then what you paid for was right on the money.
Me: Wait, that last sentence made complete sense.
Sim: *screeches like a bird and jumps out the window*
Me: ...Oh wait, I don't own any silverware
Thursday, August 4, 2011
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