Wednesday, August 3, 2011

If the US invades Canada...

US: Hey!

Canada: Oh hey, eh?

US: *slap* Give us all your fuel and democracy, we're running low on both.

Can: Oh, well OK. That's not anything to fuss aboot. Oh wait, do we still have free health care, eh?


Canad: Oh oolright, Sorry about the imposition.

UNITED STATES!!: Give me all your plaid and mooses too.

Carn: Oh can't we have a little plaid?

F Political Correctness!! It's called AMERICA DAMMIT: No, it's all ours. And the syrup, and all the geese. We're renaming them.

Corn: So not Canadian geese anymore?

Chuck Norris Walmartland: No, we're calling them America's Hat juicy pigeonbirds

Bieber Country: Well OK, thanks for running that by us before you went along and did it, eh?

USA USA: Shut up and get back on my head.

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