I can't stand having such a low attention span but not low enough to be prescribed medicine to for by a doctor and things

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What are you doing?

I'm naming each of my oranges.

Well you should feel ashamed of how generally ugly you are in every humanely possible way and shape in this dimension and every other dimension remotely parallel and relevant to what I'm talking about right now

Now don't get me angry or I'll have to ring up Mr. Facepusher.

Johnson Facepusher? Oh, is he the one in resources?

No, he pushes faces, what an incredibly idiotic assumption.

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?!!?

Oh no, no, no...not does...