RAIN!!!

So I decided to go for a walk.

and then KABOOM

RAIN STARTED FALLING LIKE NOAH HAD HIS BAGS READY AND PACKED AND THEN THE

KABOOOMMM

THUNDER AND LIGHTENING LIT UP THE SKY LIKE THE WORLD HAD FINALLY COME TO AN END BECAUSE FIRE AND WATER HAD ACTUALLY FUSED TOGETHER AND BECAME THE SAME THING AND I WAS RUNNING FOR MY LIFE BLINDLY IN THE WRONG DIRECTION FOR 5 MINUTES BEFORE I REALIZED I RAN ALL THE WAY TO THE SCHOOL

SO I WAS RUNNING BACK WITH ALL MY MIGHT, MY CLOTHES JUST SOAKING UP THE WATER LIKE IT WAS THE LAST SUPPER COMBINED WITH THE ULTIMATE FREESTYLE WATERGUN FIGHT SHOWDOWN ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET AND JESUS JUST JUMPED ON THE TABLE AND WAS LIKE

"SLOOOOOOOOW DOOOOOOOWN"

AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE

"NO F***ING WAY" AND JUST KEPT ON PELTING EACH OTHER WITH ICY COLD WATER BLASTING POWER AND THE HOUSES I RAN PAST WERE ALL LIKE

"WHO THE f IS THAT KID?!?!?"

SO I GOT TO THE HUGE BUTT HILL THAT LED TO MY HOUSE AND I WAS LIKE

"AAAHHHH!!!!" AND RAN UP THE HILL AND JUST KEPT RUNNING AND RUNNING LIKE MY NOSE WHEN THAT GUY JUST SUCKER PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON

RUNNING BLOOD THAT IS!!!

SO ANYWAY, I GOT TO MY HOUSE, RAN TO THE FRONT DOOR AND IT WAS LOCKED!!!!!!!!!! AND I WAS LIKE

"OH MY GOD!! LET ME IN!!" BUT NOBODY DID SO I RAN AROUND AND AROUND MY HOUSE UNTIL I DIED!!!

I mean wouldn't that be the silliest story?

NO, because I died at the end and that's not silly at all. It's very serious