Sunday, October 25, 2009

IQ foo yoo...'r brain

Andrew: Now we present the long awaited episode where Andrew goes off and buys inanimate objects impossible to actually purchase in the real world but that's okay

Store clerk: That'll be $19.87, sir. Will that be cash or credit?

Andrew: Surprise me.

Clerk: Alright, it's the IQ FOO YOO 3000 and 50,000X PLUS SILVER COLLECTOR'S EDITION

Andrew: That is surprising.

Clerk: If you get the questions right, 5 million of your closest friends and their respective mamas will be sent to Disney World.

Andrew: DISNEY WORLD?!

Clerk: That's right! (clicks the button)

IQ: Welcome to the IQFY3K+50K+S Collector's edition. We will begin the test...................................................................................now. Up,

Andrew: Down

IQ: Up

Andrew: Down

IQ: 5 times 5

Andrew: 25

IQ: Capital of Delaware?

Andrew: Dover

IQ: A ton in pounds rounded to the 3rd decimal point

Andrew: 2,204.623

IQ: 5th decimal point

Andrew: 2,204.62262

IQ: If A=23 and B=2, how much does C equal?

Andrew: 6.210045086

IQ: You're bluffing

Andrew: How would you know?

IQ: I don't

Andrew: Exactly

IQ: LAST QUESTION: How many piles of corn can fit in a hole 6 ft by 6 ft by 8 ft if all ears of corn are 1ft by .2 ft by .256 ft approximately and there are 4 ears of corn to each pile?

Andrew: 3

IQ: Wrong! It's a hole!

Andrew: NOOOOOO!!!!!

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