Saturday, September 12, 2009

Evil Lord of Ironic Punishments, Deathman

Note: When things are written in bold, that means it is said very dramatically and with thunder and junk



Squire: Make way for the Evil Lord of Ironic Punishments, Deathman.

Deathman: I...am Deathman!! And I-

Guy: You suck!

Deathman: What? Who dares slander the name of Death-

Guy: Hey Death Ugly, you're so stupid...and ugly that you and your mom should just...be ugly...

Deathman: How dare you spite the awesome Death Ugly?!

Guy: In fact, you're SO stupid...and fat. That you should just...die! I guess. Yeah, people would be much happier with you dead...and stuff

Deathman: What?!

Guy: Yeah!

Deathman: What?!

Guy: Yeah!

Guy: What?!

Deathman: Yeah!

Deathman: How dare you use the name of Deathman and his mother in vain?! By my mother's fat

Guy: (in the background) Ugly!

Deathman: and ugliness, I shall have my revenge!

Guy: Hey...hey, what do you call two stupid and dumb Deathmans that walk into a bar? ......

Deathman: Your lightning fast wit will be your downfall! Guards! Seize him!

Guy: (in the background) Hey! Stop! What are you doing?! Let go of me! What are you doing with that?! Ah!! AHH!!

Deathman: Now he'll never be able to call someone ugly...

Guy: (in the background) Ahh!!!

Deathman: because I have ironically sewn his mouth shut! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guy: (muffled) NOOOOO

10 comments:

  1. Andrew! It's been a long time buddy, how are you?

    As for the story, XD, "My", "Guards!", "SUCK!".

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  2. It has been a long time, almost 2 and a half weeks, how are every single one of you?

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  3. Two weeks feels like two years on the internet.

    I am doing well. School is moving along, and though there are some aspects which I wish could be altered, I am surviving. What about you?

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  4. too true, Ghazal..
    and I'm doing okay I guess

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  5. I'm good :) Except I miss my friends.

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  6. It's wonderful to hear that everyone is moving through life fabulously.

    I, on the other hand, have a boat load of homework that I haven't even started yet and it's Sunday.

    At night.

    So I'm gonna go do it, toodles!

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  7. Fabulously may be a bit of an overstatement. Like I said, surviving is a better word. I had a lot of homework too, but I did it yesterday. Good luck finishing it.

    @Jessica: I miss everyone too. At least Aisha gets back on Tuesday.

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  8. I miss u all :( I have no friends here STILL

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