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A Little Cynic

I wouldn't put my money on that. You don't know where it's been.

You're stupid. But who am I to say what you should be?

If you're trying to get by that Canadian bouncer, that's not a good ID, eh?

Is your refrigerator running? Well he's got my vote

It's better to live forever than to never not die.

These pills make my tummy hurt. But nothing more pills can't fix.

Power will eventually fade, but power is KICKASS

Nicotine isn't what makes smoking addictive. It's just that there's a lot of chocolate in cigarrettes

Death is but a Continue?20...

Good children usually have extra quarters

Happiness is but an enormous chair