New Years!!

Hey little boy! Did you know that the spirit of Christmas means that everyone gives there is no Santa Claus.

N-No SANTA CLAUS?!?! But- but who delivers all the presents?! And, and, and eats all the cookies?!

I dunno, really fat mailmen?

NOOO!!!!

AHAHAHA!! That's hilarious!! I kill myself.

Sometimes.

I'm sorry dear, but...I have to break up with you.

What? Why? Is it my hair? I'll change, I swear!

Enough of your lies!!

Is it my fingernails? I can't help the way God made me!!

I'm sorry...it's over.

Happy Christmas!

*runs and cries in a corner*

You can't hide in that corner! That's MY hidey criey corner!!