THAT IS A SHAMELESS LIE

In that, it has no shame, in that it is true, in that, lying make my back feel good

Susie

Susie: Oh mother, you won't believe what happened today!

Mom: No, I won't. Also, I'm not your mother.

Susie: ...Oh.

Susie!

This post is full of fun!

Barrels and barrels...!

I also lie a lot

I'm Sorry

I was going to write a book about how you're a sweet and wonderful person, but instead I found you a little baby bunny

And made him write the book.

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The Compiled Edition

By Mr. Bunskins

Retold by Mr. Bunskins

With Short Intro by Orson Scott Card

I sincerely apologize.

All Aboard!

INcorrect

INcorrect.

As in inside of correctness, implying that you are even more correct than the median of correctivity.

Except in this situation whereas you are not correct as in you are wrong.

Dumhead

New Years!!

Hey little boy! Did you know that the spirit of Christmas means that everyone gives there is no Santa Claus.

N-No SANTA CLAUS?!?! But- but who delivers all the presents?! And, and, and eats all the cookies?!

I dunno, really fat mailmen?

NOOO!!!!

AHAHAHA!! That's hilarious!! I kill myself.

Sometimes.

I'm sorry dear, but...I have to break up with you.

What? Why? Is it my hair? I'll change, I swear!

Enough of your lies!!

Is it my fingernails? I can't help the way God made me!!

I'm sorry...it's over.

Happy Christmas!

*runs and cries in a corner*

You can't hide in that corner! That's MY hidey criey corner!!