Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Ask the Oracle

My child, you may have just three questions. What may they be?


Posted by Downgrade at 9:13 PM

17 comments:

  1. TeamMudkipAwesomeApril 28, 2009 at 9:24 PM

    Well i ever go Bald?

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  2. The AtlanteanApril 28, 2009 at 9:28 PM

    First Question: Does the Oracle speak the truth?

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  3. DowngradeApril 28, 2009 at 9:34 PM

    Caulin

    Once all of the skin of your decaying skeleton finally rots off, your bony scalp will be hair free

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  4. DowngradeApril 28, 2009 at 9:34 PM

    The Oracle always speaks the truth

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  5. TeamMudkipAwesomeApril 28, 2009 at 10:48 PM

    If I have a son, Should i name him Micah?

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  6. JessicaApril 29, 2009 at 1:52 PM

    What's the full name of my soul mate?

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  7. The AtlanteanApril 29, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    Isn't it fun to crack video games?

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  8. BreApril 29, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    If God can do anything, can he make a weight no one can lift?

    TeeHee, Good Luck!

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  9. DowngradeApril 29, 2009 at 9:32 PM

    Caulin

    No, you should not because that would be weird naming your child off of some guy you met on the internet

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  10. DowngradeApril 29, 2009 at 9:33 PM

    Jess

    Souls don't have names, and neither do their mates, eh?

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  11. DowngradeApril 29, 2009 at 9:34 PM

    Micah

    Yes, yes it is

    but also illegal

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  12. DowngradeApril 29, 2009 at 9:35 PM

    Dev

    Of course, no one can lift it. But God can lift it for he is not one but an oversoul

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  13. The AtlanteanApril 30, 2009 at 7:37 PM

    But you need a death at the end. preferably a good death but still. Without Death there'd only be comedies. Death gives us size, gives us purpose!

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  14. DowngradeApril 30, 2009 at 9:44 PM

    None of these are questions! PACK YOUR BAGS AND GET OUT OF MY GLORIOUS TEMPLE AND come again, sir

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  15. GhazalMay 1, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    Why did my iPod just freeze?

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  16. The AtlanteanMay 1, 2009 at 9:10 PM

    *takes over as oracle*

    because iPods are made by Apple, and as we all know, Apple=worst. fruit company. ever.

    horrible joke.

    Wonderfully horrible joke.

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  17. DowngradeMay 3, 2009 at 10:03 AM

    OI!! YOU CAN'T TAKE OVER AS ORACLE!!

    WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

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