KABLAM!!

THERE’S NO MORE COFFEE!! Sure there is! If you just BELIEVE!!!!

NO!

That is NOT what happens!

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Ok what else is in the news? OH! Ok, so what’s black, blue, and red all over? .....OH FRICK!!! I messed up!!! Why are jokes so hard?!

Ok, everybody on the waterslide! YAY!! Now here comes the GRENADES KABLAM!! KABLAM!!!

Silly subordinate lieutenant commander in charge of certain stuffs, thugs need hugs, not drugs! ...Right?