Barrowsin Barrows presents...

Suckling Luau Pig VS Used Cigarettes

Cig: Hey, you suck

Cig #2: Oohh, burned!

Pig: Hey, don't be a butt!

And that's all I have

Barrowsin Barrows presents...

5 Russian Elvis impersonators wearing itchy clothing

Me: Good evening, how can I help you?

Elvis: A bottle of smirnoff, oo! Ah! Thank you very much

Elvis #2: This cardigan is killing me,   Uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh.

Elvis #3:  Well since my baby left me

Elvis #4: 


I'm sorry, Barrowsin Barrows has retracted this presentation. Instead, here is a picture of a potato.

Slightly Incoherent Man is Slightly Incoherent

Me: Hey, I'm here to pick up my silverware...

Sim: Curtainly! I'll just need to seep a receipt. Will there be anything elk?

Me: ...What?

Sim: Well basil clay, there might be curtain fines that go along with your bill. But they'll be fine like sand of coarse, like gravel

Me: ...

Sim: Oh, look at me talking for no raisin. Sorry a bout of screaming.

Me: A bout of screaming?

Sim: TALK ABOUT THE CURRENT STATE OF THE WORLD ECONOMY!! IT'S SADDENING TO SEE PEOPLE TREAT THEIR FELLOW MAN THIS WAY FOR NO RAISINS!!!!

Me: ...

Sim: Beg your pardon, but I might or might not be bedazzled at the moment.

Me: ...

Sim: I admin, you could Polish silverware a bit better with just the right a mountain of clorox beach. But if you are just in the mood for a paltry dusting, then what you paid for was right on the money.

Me: Wait, that last sentence made complete sense.

Sim: *screeches like a bird and jumps out the window*

Me: ...Oh wait, I don't own any silverware

Kidney stones, the musical

Oh, wondrous kidney, how you gloriously pipe waste without a bit of mind to dirt or dismay, and


AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHMYGODAAAHHHHHHHHTHISISTHEMOSTUNGODLYPAINAHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOHHHHGODPLEASE

Curtain

If the US invades Canada...

US: Hey!

Canada: Oh hey, eh?

US: *slap* Give us all your fuel and democracy, we're running low on both.

Can: Oh, well OK. That's not anything to fuss aboot. Oh wait, do we still have free health care, eh?

UNITED STATES: No.

Canad: Oh oolright, Sorry about the imposition.

UNITED STATES!!: Give me all your plaid and mooses too.

Carn: Oh can't we have a little plaid?

F Political Correctness!! It's called AMERICA DAMMIT: No, it's all ours. And the syrup, and all the geese. We're renaming them.

Corn: So not Canadian geese anymore?

Chuck Norris Walmartland: No, we're calling them America's Hat juicy pigeonbirds

Bieber Country: Well OK, thanks for running that by us before you went along and did it, eh?

USA USA: Shut up and get back on my head.